Farts Quote by The Fart Blast Download Open image ““I don't exist.”” — The Fart Blast ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Farts Fuckyou Inhuman
“There's never a good time to tell someone that you don't really exist.” — Philip Ardagh Copy Share Image
“Act as if you don't know me, and i will make it seem as though you don't exist.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Pretending like I don’t exist makes it easier because that means emotions and actions don’t exist either.” — Amelia Mysko Copy Share Image
“If I exist, then surely there must be someone else out there like me.” — Joyce Rachelle Copy Share Image
“Humans listen to their hearts so fucking loud that they mute their dumbass brains.” — The Fart Blast Copy Share Image
“You're not stupid, you're just special! You have morons in your head instead of neurons!” — The Fart Blast Copy Share Image
“Where do you get that logic from? You're either getting the cheap-ass knock-off type of logic or getting fucking scammed right up the ass.… — The Fart Blast Copy Share Image
“At Jefferson High, even a small misstep could get you bullied for years. As far as she could tell they were still teasing some… — Sara Nović Copy Share Image
“I found this, though," Gazzy said excitedly, holding up a small green box. "Gas-X! Like, 'X' for explosion! This is great! I'm thinking I… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“You're not stupid, you're just special! You have morons in your head instead of neurons!” — The Fart Blast Copy Share Image
“Akiko was in a meeting with her superior officers when she farted and tore a hole in her chair. The fart was so powerful,… — Peter Tieryas Copy Share Image
“The idea of spending another six hours with Leon and his farts was more than I could take.” — John Scalzi Copy Share Image
“Uh-oh,' said Gazzy, but Angel was so nauseated she didn't have time to leap to a safe distance, or grab a gas mask Bbbbbrrrrrrrttthhhhhhttttttt.… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“Are you still doing that crap?" I ask. "You can't even do it properly," Eileen says. "Just a matter of practice," Simone says. "Wow!… — Randa Abdel-Fattah Copy Share Image
“If I could make money making armpit farts, I would. But since I can't, I teach. And write.” — Richard B. Knight Copy Share Image
“You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were laughing over their own farts.' 'Ninety percent of… — Robyn Schneider Copy Share Image
