Quote by Esther Pearl Watson

“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you...”

— James Joyce

“Sounds like your life just let out a bunch of bad farts.”

— Helen Landalf

“And like a fart in the wind, I was gone.”

— Rob Aspinall

“Farting, don't think, just fart.”

— John Cage

“Oh God. I'm jealous of farts.”

— Jennifer Lynn Barnes

“It didn't amount to a fart in a windstorm, nohow.”

— Ferrol Sams

“I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts. Let’s not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing…

— Neil Pasricha

“He wondered how many lives had been snuffed out by that fart.”

— George R.R. Martin

“And we took off-whoosh-into the night. Through the clouds, we hurtled up into the sky. And this man farted. I will never forget it…

— Billy Connolly

“Listen: We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different!”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“It's so Quite around here, I'm sure I heard a Bird Fart!”

— Dorothy Garlock

“A fart is just your arse applauding.”

— Billy Connolly