Quote by Ferrol Sams Download Open image ““It didn't amount to a fart in a windstorm, nohow.”” — Ferrol Sams ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“He wondered how many lives had been snuffed out by that fart.” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
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“Even older and just as rich, the ritual of Kappa Alpha Order thrilled his soul and permeated his mind. By the end of the… — Ferrol Sams Copy Share Image
“If she hears anything, it's tambourines, and nobody can march to them. You can't do anything but dance to tambourines, and the likes of… — Ferrol Sams Copy Share Image
“He's a good boy, he takes instruction well; I just can't think of enough things to tell him not to do.” — Ferrol Sams Copy Share Image
“Of a sudden he felt that fraternity life was the only way to exist at college. How could he have doubted? (126)” — Ferrol Sams Copy Share Image