Car Quote by Adrienne Wilder

“It didn't amount to a fart in a windstorm, nohow.”

— Ferrol Sams

“I stole her perfume out of her car, and in its place I left a loud fart.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I panicked. I farted. I shrieked in humiliation.”

— Elle Casey

“Her car was a wreck, her face was a disaster and her presentation had gone over like a fart in church.”

— Marie Force

“I arrived to work on the wrong foot. I was jumpy and agitated, constantly watching the doors. A loud fart would have sent me…

— J.A. Saare

“He gave out a victory-fart, but although this one was long and smelly, it was silent. His asshole was now a broken squeeze-box that…

— Stephen King

“The old man was in agony because of gas. He farted tremendously, and then he belched.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“What happened next… well, I'm going to blame it on the fact that I was scared. And I had just flown or fallen or…

— Dinah Katt

“And like a fart in the wind, I was gone.”

— Rob Aspinall

“Part of me wanted to run away from him screaming, Fire! A more reckless part was tempted to see how close I could get…

— Becca Fitzpatrick

“And we took off-whoosh-into the night. Through the clouds, we hurtled up into the sky. And this man farted. I will never forget it…

— Billy Connolly

“Suddenly, she emitted a loud, long fart, like air escaping a beach ball, exhaust pipe of a Model T, tire-inflating hose at the service…

— Dennis Vickers