Deena calls herself The Holiday and I like to call her the Holiday Inn.. so 6 minutes and 53 seconds into Karma,… — The Situation Holiday Copy Share Image
If you want to look somewhat like The Situation, which is gonna be pretty hard, you need to get that protein in… — The Situation Copy Share Image
I had to move the table cause it was gettin real serious. I didnt want anything to happen to the table.. ya… — The Situation Copy Share Image
As soon as we saw the fake boob, we had to get them outta here, because this is a Grenade Free Zone. — The Situation Freedom Copy Share Image
I shoot for the stars, If I get to the moon, Im OK with that. — The Situation Astronomy Copy Share Image
It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper.. then somebody takes away the chicken and then you're left… — The Situation Salt and pepper Copy Share Image
Hopefully by the end of the year, I'll be in a movie. There's only so long you can rule the reality world.… — The Situation Another year Copy Share Image
Concerning my physique I have always been naturally lean. However, my workout routine consists of weight training and cardio every day with… — The Situation Every day Copy Share Image
Damn, the kids sleeping right now. Thats what you get for talking sh*t. — The Situation Children Copy Share Image
Deena could possibly be fulfilling some of her deep down fantasies for Ronnie by hooking up with the Ronnie look-a-like. — The Situation Copy Share Image
If ya lookin good, ya feelin good. If ya feelin good, you get good results. — The Situation Copy Share Image
I am a real genuine guy, with a big heart. Nothing makes me happier than helping out the people that I care… — The Situation Big heart Copy Share Image
If anyone can help these two crazy individuals, it be Sitch .. and I tried, but it backfired. — The Situation Copy Share Image
On Jersey Shore, people got a glimpse through a keyhole of who I really am. But the world really started to see… — The Situation Dancing with the stars Copy Share Image
You need to on your tip-top game with your GTL to stay FTD to get the girls to DTF in MIA say… — The Situation Copy Share Image
While Im walking, I do it. On airplanes, I do it. In cars, I do it, so when somebody asks, Hey, can… — The Situation Copy Share Image
You better grab your girl tight when Im around, cause I know shes grillin me.. — The Situation Copy Share Image
JWOWW, I've seen her in the gym & she's throwin' out combos.. I've also got a little taste of a smack myself. — The Situation Funny workout Copy Share Image
I will extract the hot one and leave the grenade to blow up in Ronnies room by herself. — The Situation Copy Share Image
I always have a good time when I go out to the clubs.. but in the back of my mind I'm thinkin'… — The Situation Psychology Copy Share Image
Don't come over somebody's house at f*ckin' 5am & expect to play checkers. — The Situation Copy Share Image
Listen baby, you're sleepin' over tonight... what type of pa'jams you want? — The Situation Copy Share Image
