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The first time I walked by a crap table, I felt kind of funny.

— Carroll Shelby

I have this table in my new house. They put this table in without asking. It was some weird nouveau riche marble table, and…

— Kanye West

It's like I somehow snuck a seat at the grown-up table. I'm just trying not to get caught.

— Italia Ricci

Let me get this straight. Your table ran away because you polished it with Windex?

— Rick Riordan

I lurched away from the table after a few hours feeling like Elvis in Vegas - fat, drugged, and completely out of it.

— Anthony Bourdain

I am one who leaves the table like a man, without putting back the chair or picking up the plate

— Sandra Cisneros

Once while sliding under a table, I hurt my knee badly.

— Pranitha Subhash

Never sit at a table you can’t walk away from.

— Joss Whedon

We gave up everything just to sit at your table.

— John Lennon

That awkward moment when your friends table is full and you had to sit by yourself with all these random people :3

— Annavang

I was expected to sit at the table, learn how to eat properly.

— Temple Grandin

I think the first table read I ever did, my hand was vibrating the whole time.

— Luke Macfarlane