Fats Quote by Anthony Bourdain

I had a hollow leg. I could drink everyone under the table and not get drunk. My capacity was terrifying.

— Elizabeth Taylor

The first time I walked by a crap table, I felt kind of funny.

— Carroll Shelby

I was expected to sit at the table, learn how to eat properly.

— Temple Grandin

It was my Fat Elvis period. I was eating and drinking like a pig. I was depressed and I was crying out for help.…

— John Lennon

“It was all I could do to keep from lunging across the table and pressing my shuttering lips against his burning flesh. My palms…

— Jennifer L. Brown

Couldn't sit down, big gun kept stickin' my pelvis Shit, it was either that or be living with Elvis.

— Anonymous

In Las Vegas, a day before the Latin Grammys, I was walking backward and hit a light and fell down. The worst part is…

— Karol G

I had to move the table cause it was gettin real serious. I didnt want anything to happen to the table.. ya know what…

— The Situation

At my wedding, I was dancing so furiously that I fell hard on my kneecaps. The next morning, my knees were so swollen that…

— Casey Wilson

That awkward moment when your friends table is full and you had to sit by yourself with all these random people :3

— Annavang

I was a fat-headed guy full of pain.

— Cary Grant

Nothing really affected me until Elvis.

— John Lennon