Joss Whedon

Women all live a double standard.

— Joss Whedon

Casting is storytelling.

— Joss Whedon

You can't take the sky from me.

— Joss Whedon

“I really like beer.”

— Joss Whedon

Time for some thrillin' heroics.

— Joss Whedon

Can't stop the signal

— Joss Whedon

That all you got...Bub?

— Joss Whedon

“Be brave. Live.”

— Joss Whedon

In the time of gods and monsters, what is the worth of a man?

— Joss Whedon

There's not going to be a 'Buffy' season nine on television.

— Joss Whedon

Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.

— Joss Whedon

Xander, don't speak Latin in front of the books.

— Joss Whedon

The fact of the matter is fame predates even the age of cinema.

— Joss Whedon

You don't buy a Picasso because you love the frame.

— Joss Whedon

“I'd better go before Kitty tries to act again.”

— Joss Whedon

You can't just throw people at all your problems, dear.

— Joss Whedon

Shakespeare's language does not require a British accent. It requires a facility with language, and that's all.

— Joss Whedon

Twelve-year-old me wanted to do everything: act and sing and paint and dance.

— Joss Whedon

Why anybody gets my sense of humor I never know, but I do know that when they do, I keep them as…

— Joss Whedon

Even in the darkness, every color can be found. And every day of rain brings water flowing to things growing in the…

— Joss Whedon

When I was a kid, maybe 11, I remember saying, 'When I grow up I wanna have enough money to buy a…

— Joss Whedon

You are talking crazy-person talk. Put your words in word places please.

— Joss Whedon

“All right, Emma. You brought me in. You made your move. Just like I knew you would. A nice move. Now it's…

— Joss Whedon

The secret to multitasking is that it isn't actually multitasking. It's just extreme focus and organization.

— Joss Whedon

Most of the dialogue in 'Speed' is mine, and a bunch of the characters. That was actually pretty much a good experience.…

— Joss Whedon

Do you love me? What? Do you? I love you. I don't know if I trust you. Maybe you shouldn't do either.…

— Joss Whedon

And by the way it's not about making money, it's about taking money. Destroying the status quo because the status is not…

— Joss Whedon

My mom is a teacher, my dad was a writer for television, his dad was a writer for television, and combining those…

— Joss Whedon

In other news, it's been far too long since I gloated massively about the fact that I know what's going to happen…

— Joss Whedon

I just love language. I mean, I love it. I love stage directions. Any opportunity to write. I hadn't written in so…

— Joss Whedon

All worthy work is open to interpretations the author did not intend. Art isn't your pet -- it's your kid. It grows…

— Joss Whedon

I never write anything without humor, just because I like humor, but at the same time, it is a way for anything…

— Joss Whedon

I've seen [Donald Trump] appear in a film or a TV show cameo or the tabloids, and he's a grotesquely distasteful human…

— Joss Whedon

'The Dark Knight,' for me, has the same problem that every other 'Batman' movie has. It's not about Batman. I think Heath…

— Joss Whedon

The times are chaotic. For me, I would hope that people look at [Angel] and gain strength by it. With everything that…

— Joss Whedon

“I hope I’m being clear, I didn’t say I hate feminists, that would be weird. I said I hate feminist. I’m talking…

— Joss Whedon

“There was this other apocalypse this one time. And, well, I took off. But this time, I don't... I don't know." "Well,…

— Joss Whedon

I write for fanboy moments. I write to give myself strength. I write to be the characters that I am not. I…

— Joss Whedon

“And that’s why I’ve been talking only about you and the tension within you, because you are—not in a clichéd sense, but…

— Joss Whedon

“Anya: I don't understand how this all happens. How we go through this. I mean, I knew her, and then she's- There's…

— Joss Whedon