“I object! What? Bugger, was that acting? Is not courtroom, Katya. Shut up! I'm not good at having two conversations at once.… — joss whedon Copy Share Image
“Mutants are a community. We're a people and there's no way anybody can make us be what they want. We stick together… — joss whedon Copy Share Image
Why anybody gets my sense of humor I never know, but I do know that when they do, I keep them as… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
“This, children, is Kitty Pryde, who apparently feels the need to make a grand entrance. I'm sorry. I was busy remembering to… — joss whedon Copy Share Image
That title, is one of the things I fought for. A lot of people said 'But it's stupid, and it's the title… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
I like horror; I like comedy; I like drama; I like action; I like female heroes. — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
“I don't think that I can change the world, I just want to punch it up a little.” — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
“Nobody ever called me any OH MY GOD you mean that guy that one that set himself on FIRE !" "As I… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
“I'm working! What are you doing? Besides being... Being what? Wait a minute... Sarcastic? Unfeeling? British? It's an animal. Where? No, the… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
“So, what's first?" "Dexterity. I throw things at you. You avoid them." "You're not a complicated person, are you? Let's do it."… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
“I'm disgusted when I see some old guy with a younger woman. Or a younger guy with a younger woman. Just couples.… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
What I didn't really understand, but then I thought this makes perfect sense, as well - was how many people responded to… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
“You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
You know what? I was wrong. You are an idiot. My life happens to, on occasion, suck beyond the telling of it.… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
I never write anything without humor, just because I like humor, but at the same time, it is a way for anything… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
“Lies. The great human weapon. Pathetic. I'd say "pathetic" would be falling for them. Especially Kitty's.” — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing. — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
I do remember what I said. The promise. To protect her. If I'd done that ... even if I didn't make it, you wouldn't've… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
Every vampire fiction reinvents vampires to its own needs. You take what you want. — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
When you're making a film, you have an obligation to fill the frame with life. — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
Everything we do really is just a little marker on the long road to death. And sometimes that’s overwhelmingly depressing to me, and sometimes… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
At the end of the day I have many answers for it. It has to do with my mom, who was an extraordinary woman,… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
“Why aren’t you asking a hundred other guys why they don’t write strong women characters? I believe that what I’m doing should not be… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
People feel removed from sexism. 'I'm not a sexist, but I'm not a feminist.' They think there's this fuzzy middle ground. There's no fuzzy… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
Even in the darkness, every color can be found. And every day of rain brings water flowing to things growing in the ground. — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
I never tire of the heroes that I knew growing up. The fun is not that much different from doing a television show: You're… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
