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“Lies. The great human weapon. Pathetic. I'd say "pathetic" would be falling for them. Especially Kitty's.” quote by Joss Whedon — Download Open image

““Lies. The great human weapon. Pathetic. I'd say "pathetic" would be falling for them. Especially Kitty's.””

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