Humor Quote by Mahmoud Downlatabadi Download Open image ““They were as arrogant as cats that had been told their shit had some use.”” — Mahmoud Downlatabadi ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“that's what i mean about cats. they're always trying to make fools of us humans.” — Lilian Jackson Braun Copy Share Image
“I will go further and say all cats are wicked, though often useful” — Charles Portis Copy Share Image
“Kids reminded her of cats. You always had the sneaking suspicion that they knew something you didn’t and they believed it made them superior.” — R.G. Alexander Copy Share Image
“A cat is basically a great egomaniac who keeps the human company as long as it pleases itself.” — M.Z.Riffi Copy Share Image
“I always imagined that cats were the Paris Hiltons of the pet world: They didn't quite deserve all the attention but they got it… — Sarah Andersen Copy Share Image
“Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.” — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
“No matter what dreadful things happened at least there were still cats in the world.” — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
“I realized that cats make a perfect audience, they don't laugh at you, they never contradict you, there's no need to impress them, and… — Elle Newmark Copy Share Image
“There are those who have suggested that the tendency of a cat to play with its prey is a merciful one...” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“We had been given a great and terrible power. For a moment we contemplated responsibility, then gleefully tossed it aside in favor of posting… — Kelly Weill Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share
