Cats Quote by Elle Newmark

“All cats talk however they want. To whomever they want. But only a rude human speaks out of turn. Be quiet.”

— Robin Hobb

“My cat mocks me frequently. It's the universe's way of keeping me from getting too big of an ego.”

— Michelle M. Pillow

“I do like cats. They are so unconsciously amusing. There is such a comic dignity about them, such a "How dare you!" "Go away,…

— Jerome K. Jerome

“There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.”

— Dan Greenberg

“that's what i mean about cats. they're always trying to make fools of us humans.”

— Lilian Jackson Braun

“I will go further and say all cats are wicked, though often useful”

— Charles Portis

“Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer.”

— Bruce Graham

“Cats seem to go along on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.”

— Joseph Wood Krutch

“The best about cats is they love cannot feign...”

— Will Advise

“You know, it’s hell to work with a cat. They really are smarter than we are. Have you ever gotten anyone to feed you,…

— Rita Mae Brown

“If a cat spoke, it would say things like 'Hey, I don’t see the problem here.”

— Roy Blount Jr

“Kids reminded her of cats. You always had the sneaking suspicion that they knew something you didn’t and they believed it made them superior.”

— R.G. Alexander