Quote by Robin Hobb

“I realized that cats make a perfect audience, they don't laugh at you, they never contradict you, there's no need to impress them, and…

— Elle Newmark

“If a cat spoke, it would say things like 'Hey, I don’t see the problem here.”

— Roy Blount Jr

“Cats seem to go along on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.”

— Joseph Wood Krutch

“There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.”

— Dan Greenberg

“that's what i mean about cats. they're always trying to make fools of us humans.”

— Lilian Jackson Braun

“No blandishments could make those cats stir if they weren’t in the mood, and one does want whatever one is calling to come.”

— Elizabeth von Arnim

“…any cat he spoke to would stay quite still with an expression of faint surprise on its face as if it had never heard…

— Susanna Clarke

“I had never come across a talking cat before, but good manners, as my father used to say, cost nothing.”

— Jasper Fforde

“There is no creature better at delicate rudeness than a cat...”

— Elizabeth Peters

“The cats, being cats, ignored her in that complete way only cats seem to be able to manage, and continued to drag her soul…

— Lish McBride

“Cats are always there when you need them, asleep, telling you with their body language that they don’t need you.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Translating from #cat is easy - you just ignore everything, then you decide what you want it to have said, thought, or wanted.”

— Will Advise