Author Quote by Michelle M. Pillow

“I realized that cats make a perfect audience, they don't laugh at you, they never contradict you, there's no need to impress them, and…

— Elle Newmark

“A cat is basically a great egomaniac who keeps the human company as long as it pleases itself.”

— M.Z.Riffi

“that's what i mean about cats. they're always trying to make fools of us humans.”

— Lilian Jackson Braun

“All cats talk however they want. To whomever they want. But only a rude human speaks out of turn. Be quiet.”

— Robin Hobb

“She regards me the same way I would a cat – like I’m distasteful, occasionally entertaining, and not to be trusted not to pee…

— Eliza Crewe

“I don’t know why I’m so crazy about cats. I like how they are soft and warm, and individualistic, kind of like me.”

— Haruki Murakami

“There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.”

— Dan Greenberg

“I swear,if she were a cat she'd be hissing.”

— Carrie Jones

“I'm not a cat. Not normally, anyway. This is but a temporary... inconvenience.”

— Joshua Winning

“my cat is always looking at me like i am forgetting something crucial and he depends on it”

— Megan Boyle

“I’ve got to mark you as mine somehow.  Unfortunately, people aren’t cats; no matter how much I rub my face all over you, it…

— V.L. Dreyer

“She's like one of those Siamese cats. You know - totally self-interested, way too beautiful, way too aware of the fact, and totally willing…

— Melinda Metz