Cats Quote by Megan Boyle

“For about four years, I’ve been telling people I hate sour cream. One time I sent back nachos because they had sour cream on…

— Megan Boyle

“when i think 'dave eggers' in my head it's in the same tone of voice jerry seinfeld uses to say 'hello newman' at work…

— Megan Boyle

“people like to see will smith reacting to aliens”

— Megan Boyle

Something was comforting about strangers—it seemed like they would exist forever as the same, unknowable mass.

— Megan Boyle

Feel completely unable to do anything. Try to picture your life in five years. It really seems like you will be dead.

— Megan Boyle

“argued for an hour on the telephone. now looking at pictures of carbs”

— Megan Boyle

I could never be a sports writer, unless my assignment was to write 'sports sports sports sports sports' for three pages.

— Megan Boyle

“i want to go to the gym and pretend the weight machines are drums and play the longest drum solo on them”

— Megan Boyle

I can't believe food costs money.

— Megan Boyle

“Anne has small superstitions which she uses to dispel anxieties. For instance, if she can make it to the fourth stain on the carpet…

— Megan Boyle

“I want to delete everything from someone's computer except a giant Microsoft paint picture of a dick that takes forever to load”

— Megan Boyle

“shrimp and green peppers are shriveling in my refrigerator”

— Megan Boyle