Humor Quote by Colleen Houck

“She said that cats were more attached to places than to people. And that was why cats are often found in abandoned houses.”

— Kyung-sook Shin

“I'm afraid the popularity of the domestic cat would drop very quickly if little kitty could roar its displeasure.”

— Yann Martel

“All cats talk however they want. To whomever they want. But only a rude human speaks out of turn. Be quiet.”

— Robin Hobb

“My cats are not spoiled. I am just a well trained owner.”

— Erin Swann

“Cats are snooty. When you come home, even after a long day at work, there’s a good chance your cat will look up at…

— George Takei

“Of course, you know how it is when a stray cat follows you home; once they adopt you, there's just no getting rid of…

— Cheryl Brooks

“Somebody needs to pet me, and I guess that somebody is me. My cat is busy sleeping.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Cats are always there when you need them, asleep, telling you with their body language that they don’t need you.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Cats seem to go along on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.”

— Joseph Wood Krutch

“I felt like I was well on my way to becoming the neighborhood cat lady. All I needed were the cats.”

— J. Lynn

“I'm more of a dog person. But I admire cats and their ability to take so much while giving so little.”

— Jeri Smith-Ready

“I'm not a cat. Not normally, anyway. This is but a temporary... inconvenience.”

— Joshua Winning