Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Somebody needs to pet me, and I guess that somebody is me. My cat is busy sleeping.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Cats are always there when you need them, asleep, telling you with their body language that they don’t need you.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet, and I have two to myself.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A cat is an excuse for a lonely woman to talk to herself. That's what a cat is.” — Mark Helprin Copy Share Image
“...besides, i'm a cat. i respect the sanctity of sleep.” — serpent's shadow Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“A cat is there if you call her- if she doesn't have anything better to do.” — Bill Adler Copy Share Image
“Hmm…now that I think about it, housecats are often coddled and petted. You don’t pet me nearly enough. You must be a lax owner.… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
“Cats are snooty. When you come home, even after a long day at work, there’s a good chance your cat will look up at… — George Takei Copy Share Image
“All cats talk however they want. To whomever they want. But only a rude human speaks out of turn. Be quiet.” — Robin Hobb Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
