“For about four years, I’ve been telling people I hate sour cream. One time I sent back nachos because they had sour… — Megan Boyle Lies Copy Share Image
“when i think 'dave eggers' in my head it's in the same tone of voice jerry seinfeld uses to say 'hello newman'… — Megan Boyle Tone Of Voice Copy Share Image
Something was comforting about strangers—it seemed like they would exist forever as the same, unknowable mass. — Megan Boyle Comforting Copy Share Image
Feel completely unable to do anything. Try to picture your life in five years. It really seems like you will be dead. — Megan Boyle Feels Copy Share Image
“argued for an hour on the telephone. now looking at pictures of carbs” — Megan Boyle Carbs Copy Share Image
I could never be a sports writer, unless my assignment was to write 'sports sports sports sports sports' for three pages. — Megan Boyle Assignments Copy Share Image
“i want to go to the gym and pretend the weight machines are drums and play the longest drum solo on them” — Megan Boyle Computers Copy Share Image
“Anne has small superstitions which she uses to dispel anxieties. For instance, if she can make it to the fourth stain on… — Megan Boyle Fiction Copy Share Image
“I want to delete everything from someone's computer except a giant Microsoft paint picture of a dick that takes forever to load” — Megan Boyle Computers Copy Share Image
I want to pull very long, multi-colored strings out of my brain and place them next to a bowl of Doritos at… — Megan Boyle Brain Copy Share Image
“i am still unsure of what 'life to the fullest' for me would be, mostly i just try to be well-liked in… — Megan Boyle Life Copy Share Image
“sometimes my laugh in front of others becomes unnaturally loud, like something in my brain tripped over a volume cord” — Megan Boyle Laughter Copy Share Image
“my cat is always looking at me like i am forgetting something crucial and he depends on it” — Megan Boyle Cats Copy Share Image
“i wish i had 15-20 cats that would serve as a blanket, like if i moved they would adjust to my new… — Megan Boyle Cats Copy Share Image
“[...]or at work when i half-jokingly overshare thoughts about loneliness then laugh to show everyone 'it's okay, really, look how well-adjusted i… — Megan Boyle Copy Share Image
“i want to interrupt a game of magic the gathering by busting through a wall on a motorcycle” — Megan Boyle Motorcycle Copy Share Image
If someone asks me where I bought something I’m wearing, I will usually say I don’t remember. — Megan Boyle Ask me Copy Share Image
“i want to fall backwards into a pit of bioluminescent pokémon” — Megan Boyle Pokemon Copy Share Image
“when i go outside i try to mentally will the world to 'missed connect' me. i make subtle eye contact with people… — Megan Boyle Eye contact Copy Share Image
“john stuart mill knew several languages, advanced math and read many great books' before he was ten years old. his father taught… — Megan Boyle Human rights Copy Share Image
