“most psychologists/philosophers we've learned about have experienced severe depressions, attempted suicide, were considered 'freaks' or 'insane' by their peers, locked themselves in their rooms, felt socially isolated, were either celibate or extremely promiscuous, and rarely found 'love” — Megan Boyle Copy Share Image
“For about four years, I’ve been telling people I hate sour cream. One time I sent back nachos because they had sour cream on… — Megan Boyle Copy Share Image
“when i think 'dave eggers' in my head it's in the same tone of voice jerry seinfeld uses to say 'hello newman' at work… — Megan Boyle Copy Share Image
Something was comforting about strangers—it seemed like they would exist forever as the same, unknowable mass. — Megan Boyle Copy Share Image
Feel completely unable to do anything. Try to picture your life in five years. It really seems like you will be dead. — Megan Boyle Copy Share Image
“argued for an hour on the telephone. now looking at pictures of carbs” — Megan Boyle Copy Share Image
I could never be a sports writer, unless my assignment was to write 'sports sports sports sports sports' for three pages. — Megan Boyle Copy Share Image
“i want to go to the gym and pretend the weight machines are drums and play the longest drum solo on them” — Megan Boyle Copy Share Image
“Anne has small superstitions which she uses to dispel anxieties. For instance, if she can make it to the fourth stain on the carpet… — Megan Boyle Copy Share Image
“I want to delete everything from someone's computer except a giant Microsoft paint picture of a dick that takes forever to load” — Megan Boyle Copy Share Image
I want to pull very long, multi-colored strings out of my brain and place them next to a bowl of Doritos at a party — Megan Boyle Copy Share Image
“i am still unsure of what 'life to the fullest' for me would be, mostly i just try to be well-liked in social situations… — Megan Boyle Copy Share Image
“sometimes my laugh in front of others becomes unnaturally loud, like something in my brain tripped over a volume cord” — Megan Boyle Copy Share Image
