Crushed Quote by Eliza Crewe

“She's like one of those Siamese cats. You know - totally self-interested, way too beautiful, way too aware of the fact, and totally willing…

— Melinda Metz

“Cat pee isn't a bad smell if you have a cat that you love.”

— Joanne Rocklin

“My cat mocks me frequently. It's the universe's way of keeping me from getting too big of an ego.”

— Michelle M. Pillow

“I realized that cats make a perfect audience, they don't laugh at you, they never contradict you, there's no need to impress them, and…

— Elle Newmark

“She preferred cats to human beings and turned down every offer from the men who fell in love with her.”

— Alice Hoffman

“She was like a cat-lady, and when you’re dating a cat-lady, you’d better pretend you like irritating fuzz-balls.”

— B.V. Larson

“I'm not a cat. Not normally, anyway. This is but a temporary... inconvenience.”

— Joshua Winning

“I’m a dog and she was a cat: I, slobbery and keen; she, self-contained and ultimately private.”

— Claire Messud

“Cats seem to go along on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.”

— Joseph Wood Krutch

“Where the hell is your sense of self-preservation, woman? You reckless, beautiful, stray cat!”

— Sandra Ross

“All cats talk however they want. To whomever they want. But only a rude human speaks out of turn. Be quiet.”

— Robin Hobb

“I fall short of her standards. She made me buy cat food that hasn't been tested on animals. My cats took one bite of…

— Paula Poundstone