Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Okay, so I'll admit I'm curious. Big deal. We both know what that leads to. Dead cat.

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

...I have to tell you that I'm not all that comfortable with the idea of spending the rest of my life sleeping…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Life sure is easier when you're rich." "And a natural born charmer. Don't forget that part." "How could I?" she retorted. "It's…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

For a moment he could have sworn he smelled violets, which was very peculiar, since he had no idea what violets smelled…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

“You're not my matchmaker any longer. But we're still friends, and in the interest of our friendship we need to discuss page…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

The final cover for 'Heroes Are My Weakness' feels exactly right. It reflects the cold, wintry setting of an isolated island off…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

“People will always try to steal your power. When you do well, they’ll say it’s only because you’re rich and your parents…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

You remind me of someone with a bad toothache who's hitting herself in the head with a hammer to distract herself from…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

“And Eth couldn't help looking. It's been years since he's seen a beautiful naked woman in the flesh. I'd be worried about…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

“As she gazed into those cool blue eyes, something strange happened in the vicinity of her middle. She suddenly felt like a…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Something brushed his leg, and he gazed down into the face of Pippi Tucker. The theme from Jaws raced through his head.

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

“Did you eat my Twinkies?" She gulped. Keeping her eyes glued to the whip, she said, "Exactly what Twinkies are we talking…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

“Chip, I know you don't understand this, but I'd take it as a personal favor if you'd stop trying to marry your…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Everybody won’t like everything you write. Some people won’t like anything you write. Get over it.

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

“If I were going to put a price tag on my lady parts, I’d find a more appetizing buyer.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Disagreements over money are the biggest cause of divorce.

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

“Maybe some poor slob would take you to bed if you weren’t such a ballbuster.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

So, Beav, tell me about yourself." "I'm Blue." "Sweetheart, if I had your dubious taste in men, I wouldn't be too happy,…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

wouldn't you like to make sure all those millions you give to Uncle Sam went to schools and hospitals instead of nuclear…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

You never get mad,” she said when their server left the table. “Except at me.” “That’s not true,” he said tightly. “Torie…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

“When that bastard calls back, you tell him he’s won this round. I’ll marry him. But I don’t take well to being…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

“If only she were one of those sublimely mysterious women who could control a man with the flicker of an eyelash or…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

“Give me those keys.” “I will not!” “You win, Professor. I’ll buy you a car. Now give me the damn keys.” “I…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

If you were a sane woman, I would, of course, behave in a more rational fashion. Since you are a lunatic, however,…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

You’re the most important thing in the world to me. I know you don’t believe it, but I’m going to prove it…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips