“She's as plastic as you are! I'm telling you, it's a bad idea. If the two of you have kids, they'll come… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“If an American flag had been waving behind her, she'd have looked like a very sexy Marine Corps recruiting poster. The few,… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“Who the hell is that?! Some call her Satan. Others, Beelzebub. She goes by many names.” — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“Uhm, Kevin..." "Be quiet, or I swear to God I'll take you right here." Yes, this was definitely Forced Sex. Thank goodness .” — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“She hated using airplane toilets. She was always afraid the plane would choose the exact moment she was most defenseless to crash,… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“I must have your promise, Coach, that you won't hurt her." "I promise." "You spoke a bit too quickly for my taste.… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“When he overheard the boys whispering that he was a queer, he said he regarded that as a compliment since so many… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“I was kidding. Even I'm not that promiscuous. You guru people have no sense of humor.” “I'm not a guru people, and… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“All right," she said in a low, determined voice. 'I'll go along with this. But you are not, under any circumstances, to… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“Throughout the course of the day, Bobby Tom's irritation over his artificially oiled and dirt-smeared chest and his unzipped jeans had flared… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
We just lost our electricity. You want to tell me what’s so funny about that?” “It’s not exactly funny. It’s more of… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“When did my house turn into a hangout for every grossly overpaid, terminally pampered professional football player in northern Illinois?" "We like… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“Never mind that. What's going on with you and Heath?" Annabelle pulled a little wide-eyed innocence out of her rusty bag of… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“Maybe I should let my faithful manservant answer the rest of your questions, since he seems to have all the answers." "I'm… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“Did you eat my Twinkies?" She gulped. Keeping her eyes glued to the whip, she said, "Exactly what Twinkies are we talking… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“I paid you five thousand instead and promised the balance only if you made the match. As it turns out, this is… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“As for your back rubs... Study an anatomy book, pal, because what you've been rubbing isn't my back.” — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“He grinned, and right then it occurred to him that he hadn't enjoyed himself so much with a woman in a very… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“The point I was trying to make before you interrupted with your inventory of my personality is that neither of us is… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
Okay, so I'll admit I'm curious. Big deal. We both know what that leads to. Dead cat. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
...I have to tell you that I'm not all that comfortable with the idea of spending the rest of my life sleeping next to… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
Life sure is easier when you're rich." "And a natural born charmer. Don't forget that part." "How could I?" she retorted. "It's the only… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
For a moment he could have sworn he smelled violets, which was very peculiar, since he had no idea what violets smelled like, except… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“You're not my matchmaker any longer. But we're still friends, and in the interest of our friendship we need to discuss page thirteen." "Page… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
The final cover for 'Heroes Are My Weakness' feels exactly right. It reflects the cold, wintry setting of an isolated island off the coast… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“People will always try to steal your power. When you do well, they’ll say it’s only because you’re rich and your parents are big… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
You remind me of someone with a bad toothache who's hitting herself in the head with a hammer to distract herself from the pain… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“And Eth couldn't help looking. It's been years since he's seen a beautiful naked woman in the flesh. I'd be worried about him if… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“As she gazed into those cool blue eyes, something strange happened in the vicinity of her middle. She suddenly felt like a hungry woman… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
Something brushed his leg, and he gazed down into the face of Pippi Tucker. The theme from Jaws raced through his head. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“Did you eat my Twinkies?" She gulped. Keeping her eyes glued to the whip, she said, "Exactly what Twinkies are we talking about?" "The… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
