Humor Quote by Susan Elizabeth Phillips

“She would seize every opportunity to dive into the bathroom, in a swirl of white towels, and once in there she was as hard…

— Gerald Durrell

“She had always been this way: interested-quite unnecessarily, some would say-in the secrets of strangers. When flying, she always chose a window seat so…

— Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni

“Kate, I need to use the toilet,” he called through the door. “You’ve just had hours in the sea. Couldn’t you have gone then?”…

— Barbara Elsborg

“Lea was on the floor of a stall hugging a toilet. When she heard the door close, she lifted her head and gave me…

— Christine Zoldenz

“I don’t know if she’s completely unkillable,” he said, “but she cannot be defeated by toilet seats. I can vouch for that. She wanted…

— Rick Riordan

“She'd jumped out of plenty of planes. Albeit with a parachute in place, but she pushed that worry aside.”

— Robin Bielman

“Days she's wasted locked up here in this room, and nothing she's done is half as good as the sketch of a chair she…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“She had preferred being on the plane, detached from the earth, the illusion of sitting still.”

— Jhumpa Lahiri

“...her gaze settling on Bush International Airport. What is it with politicians anyway, always rushing to put their name on everything? She couldn't think…

— D.B. Reynolds

“He ran for his toilet to throw up, but he didn’t make it that far.”

— J.R. Ward

“If she let herself, she’d drown in a world of pain”

— Julia Hoban

“Fate. She'd never been a big beliver in things like that, had always believed that solid decisions and hard work were what paid off.…

— Bella Andre