Quote by Rick Riordan

“Days she's wasted locked up here in this room, and nothing she's done is half as good as the sketch of a chair she…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“she was quite promiscuous, to the point where dating her was similar to the experience of sitting on a warm toilet seat:”

— Tucker Max

“I briefly considered bashing her to death with the soup ladle before reluctantly deciding that, as satisfying as that would be, it probably wasn't…

— Danielle Hawkins

“Replaying her words in my head, I could feel my face redden again. I wanted to flush my head down the toilet.”

— Mark Peter Hughes

“Lea was on the floor of a stall hugging a toilet. When she heard the door close, she lifted her head and gave me…

— Christine Zoldenz

“We hadn’t spoken one word to each other since the death glare last night, and I couldn’t help but check both of her hands…

— Laurel Ulen Curtis

“Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty.”

— Charles Bukowski

“She's thinking I betrayed her, and she's thinking it now! I can't live with that.”

— Frederik Pohl

“It killed me, every fuckin’ day, knowing she was down the hall, but I couldn’t be with her. It went against every instinct, telling…

— Sarah M. Ross

“...like the twig furniture she made, thinking it was going to make us rich, only she's shit with a hammer and nails and the…

— Susan Juby

“But they promised us everyone would return someday…when it was safe.” Her voice cracked at the end. “You’re being stupid again. Trusting in what…

— T.C. Avey

“It was all I could do not to fall on my knees and weep like the bastard she always said I was, and I…

— Tiffanie DeBartolo