Shit Quote by Charles Bukowski

Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty. Even the most horrible human…

— Charles Bukowski

“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”

— Kami Garcia

“The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Make your life like toilet paper. Long and usefull.”

— Wolfgang Riebe

“I'd appreciate if you'd grow the hell up and stop walking around like the world crapped on your only roll of toilet paper.”

— Tahereh Mafi

“There was no toilet and no soft, luxurious double-ply toilet paper for me to use.”

— Steve the Noob

“He ran for his toilet to throw up, but he didn’t make it that far.”

— J.R. Ward

“be sick or anything make sure you make it to the toilet.”

— Madison Grace

“You haven’t lived until you’ve wiped your ass with a pile of sand. Toilet paper doesn’t measure eternity the way the sands of time…

— Jarod Kintz

“And I'd really appreciate it if you'd grow the hell up and stop walking around like the world crapped on your only roll of…

— Tahereh Mafi

“...when you start to feel like you are better than someone else, you should probably stick your head in a toilet because at that…

— Ellen Potter

“He was the first guy to find toilet paper in my butt.”

— Hilary Winston