Kenji Quote by Tahereh Mafi

“And I'd really appreciate it if you'd grow the hell up and stop walking around like the world crapped on your only roll of…

— Tahereh Mafi

“Make your life like toilet paper. Long and usefull.”

— Wolfgang Riebe

“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”

— Kami Garcia

“Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty.”

— Charles Bukowski

“You haven’t lived until you’ve wiped your ass with a pile of sand. Toilet paper doesn’t measure eternity the way the sands of time…

— Jarod Kintz

“You know it’s the 21st Century when someone TEXTS you from the washroom to ask you to bring them a roll of toilet paper.”

— Comic Strip Mama

“There was no toilet and no soft, luxurious double-ply toilet paper for me to use.”

— Steve the Noob

“He was the first guy to find toilet paper in my butt.”

— Hilary Winston

“What good would that ever do me if you were gone from this world, as you say? Not the slightest.”

— Henrik Ibsen

“Grow up. This is real. The world is ugly and nasty and fucked up, and so are we.”

— Leah Raeder

“be sick or anything make sure you make it to the toilet.”

— Madison Grace

“Make life like toilet paper - long and usefull”

— Zac Hanson