21st century Quote by Comic Strip Mama

“Make your life like toilet paper. Long and usefull.”

— Wolfgang Riebe

“I've read better fecal matter patterns on toilet paper.”

— Terry Price

“There was no toilet and no soft, luxurious double-ply toilet paper for me to use.”

— Steve the Noob

“Could the toilet be showing the future?”

— Royal

“I'm out of tissues for toilet paper too. History notes just aren't....up to scratch”

— Andrea K. Höst

“I'd appreciate if you'd grow the hell up and stop walking around like the world crapped on your only roll of toilet paper.”

— Tahereh Mafi

“be sick or anything make sure you make it to the toilet.”

— Madison Grace

“I have to go to the toilet,” I tell Ma urgently after dinner. “You have to go in the woods.” “But where?” “Anywhere you…

— Loung Ung

“Make life like toilet paper - long and usefull”

— Zac Hanson

“And I'd really appreciate it if you'd grow the hell up and stop walking around like the world crapped on your only roll of…

— Tahereh Mafi

“The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“But it has perks -- personal pride, financial security, and the feeling of accomplishment and control that comes when you just swap in a…

— Kelly Williams Brown