Funny status Quote by Anonymous

The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing. Foursquare asks where I am.

— Anonymous

It's not that Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter aren't really great mediums - let's be honest; technology allowing us to be able to contact people…

— Katherine Langford

Facebook is that successful guy you're supposed to want to date, but you can't keep your mind off the beautiful freak in the corner.…

— Jennifer Harrison

Facebook...... Half Social Network..... Half Shoe Store! Didnt Know I Was At The Mall.

— J Create

I mainly use Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat. Those are my three.

— Finn Wolfhard

The younger generation has embraced Twitter and Facebook massively, and they spend most of their time on there. So if I want to reach…

— Armin van Buuren

Social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter - I steer away from them. They're alienating us socially as well as bringing us together.

— John Hillcoat

Facebook asks me what I'm thinking. Twitter asks what I'm doing. Foursquare asks where I am. The internet has turned into a crazy boyfriend.

— Anonymous

In the world of Facebook and Twitter, you can treasure hunt for tidbits about somebody that you find interesting and pretty much find out…

— Hilarie Burton

I am not a fan of Facebook or Twitter. They both allow too much information to be available and they make privacy a thing…

— Kirsty Gallacher

Facebook: What's on your mind? ..Twitter: What's happening? Myspace: Where did everybody go?

— Will Ferrell

It's not stalking if its on twitter. The proper term is following or as I like to say 'lurking' lol.

— Chanel Dudley