Funny status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “For sale: MY PARENTS - buy 1 get 1 FREE!” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny status Parenting
Me: Mom, can I buy this? Mom: No. Me: I have my own money though. Mom: No. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you want something you gotta earn it, not everything comes for free! -_- — Vanity_LEO Copy Share Image
“Can you ever really say you know anybody—your clone included? Still, if my clone’s birthday were coming up, I’d only shop Buy One Get… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Parents: you do realize one day you will have to pay for all your own things me: yes but today is not that day — Rajat Dogra Copy Share Image
Everybody loves to receive gifts and free goodies, and often parents are loath to look out for hidden strings attached to corporate freebies. — Sucheta Dalal Copy Share Image
My parents gave everything for me and I want now to keep winning to provide for them. — Marcos Maidana Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook, Twitter...Welcome to The 21st Century...Where Someone can stalk you without leaving the couch!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's kinda funny how in 2010 and 2011 people were freaking out about 2012. Now it's 4 months from December and no one gives a shit!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you decided to prank your ex with a, Actually, I kinda still like you, but got a. ¦ Well me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I used to play Another One Bites The Dust after every conquest. But I'm old now so I'm changing it to Another One Bites… — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share Image
I want to merge MySpace, Facebook, YouTube and Twitter and call it: MY FACE YOU TWIT!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
[ ] I am under the influence. [ ] I am above the influence. [x] I am the f***ing influence!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have reason to believe my Facebook friends have bad breath due to not posting that they are going to brush their teeth before… — Jessica Rosa Copy Share Image
To the girls who prides themselves on being surrounded by a large number of guys should not forget that cheap goods always attract a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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