If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't be racist. Be like a Panda. They're Black and White and Asian!.. :P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook, Twitter...Welcome to The 21st Century...Where Someone can stalk you without leaving the couch!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
[ ] I am under the influence. [ ] I am above the influence. [x] I am the f***ing influence!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I used to play Another One Bites The Dust after every conquest. But I'm old now so I'm changing it to Another… — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share Image
It's time to stop making the same old mistakes in your life...Get creative, make some new ones!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who says English is easy?...Don't believe?... Then fill the blank with either YES or NO. Oh____, I am a monkey!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to merge MySpace, Facebook, YouTube and Twitter and call it: MY FACE YOU TWIT!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing breaks my heart like not getting comments on my funny status...women are even better than that. — Thabang Tshabalala Copy Share Image
I think this year I am going to ask for a bouncy house on the dance floor. At my age, the bouncy… — Tammi Post Copy Share Image
Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in the kitchen, artist at home & devil in bed. But they get artist in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Justin Bieber saved my life . A year ago , I had a motorcycle accident and I was in a coma ...… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you decided to prank your ex with a, Actually, I kinda still like you, but got a. ¦… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have reason to believe my Facebook friends have bad breath due to not posting that they are going to brush their… — Jessica Rosa Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is coming! Dammit I forgot to find a boyfriend again!.. :P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot. — King Everett KeithThe Encourager Copy Share Image
It's kinda funny how in 2010 and 2011 people were freaking out about 2012. Now it's 4 months from December and no one gives a shit!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To the girls who prides themselves on being surrounded by a large number of guys should not forget that cheap goods always… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friend: Does this outfit make me look fat? Me: NO, your fat makes you look fat!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That annoying moment when you post a funny status and there's that one person who ruins it by sayin something serious -_- — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you post a funny status on Facebook and someone has to ruin it by commenting being all serious. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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