“I’m a guy. I pee and I miss the toilet. I take shits. I eat cheeseburgers. I watch baseball and drink beer.” — Jasinda Wilder Copy Share Image
The only reason I'd bring a Bible out here is if I needed toilet paper. — Rudy Boesch Copy Share Image
In politics, you're like a toilet seat: you're up one day and down the next. — Doug Ford Copy Share Image
ShoutOut to Common Sense Common sense has been the only reason why there is no restaurant named The Toilet so far.. — Efiosiugbore Adebayo Copy Share Image
There is nothing as disgusting as the feeling you get the moment that your finger breaks through the toilet paper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
There's nothing quite like exiting a toilet cubicle and seeing a girl running towards you with her hand over her mouth. — Lolly Adefope Copy Share Image
When I was younger I was told to lose some weight because I was a little bit chubbier, but I didn't dream… — Vogue Williams Copy Share Image
“Nobody gets their period for the first time and has a nervous breakdown next to a Kohler toilet. Men have such stupid… — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
A company in Japan has developed a set of kneepads that allow men to squat down in front of the toilet, reducing… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
I flew back just in time to pick up a toilet seat for my girlfriend. It didn't go over that well. I… — Ben Affleck Copy Share Image
Where do you get lumpy tiles? Well, of course, you don't. But I get a lot of toilets, and so you just… — Dan Phillips Copy Share Image
I took my son to an exhibition about inventing things, and he was so inspired he started collecting toilet rolls and empty… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
“...when you start to feel like you are better than someone else, you should probably stick your head in a toilet because… — Ellen Potter Copy Share Image
When I was writing my dissertation, I wrote about Freud and the process of sublimation, which is when you learn to stop… — Bat for Lashes Copy Share Image
“ Gains There is no man in the house that I have to try to make happy. There are no more arguments,… — Suzanne Finnamore Copy Share Image
I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“I stare past her at the inspirational kitten posters. There's one of a soaking-wet kitten climbing out of a toilet with the… — Robin Stevenson Copy Share Image
“What is a scumbag? In simple words, the item in question is an inexpensive device that facilitates individual pleasure and self indulgence… — Joseph Befumo Copy Share Image
I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I… — Sheryl Crow Copy Share Image
The first beat that I ever made that I thought was actually worth a damn was called 'Toilet Paper Nostrils,' and I… — Flying Lotus Copy Share Image
People go through life blindly, ignoring death like revellers at a party feasting on fine foods. They ignore that later they will… — Ajahn Chah Copy Share Image
I used to throw stuff out of the window and trash hotel rooms - and superglue all the drawers shut and superglue… — Joe Walsh Copy Share Image
