“that none of the locks on the toilet stalls in the common restroom worked.” — Stuart Gibbs Copy Share Image
My country is in the toilet. And when my country is in the toilet, the world is in the toilet. — Jeremy Scott Copy Share Image
I'm a person that enjoys having indoor plumbing and a shower and a toilet. — Melissa Barrera Copy Share Image
You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises. — Art Donovan Copy Share Image
I hate when there's no more toilet paper and I have to bother the person in the next stall to help wipe… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That heart attack moment when you flush someone else's toilet and the water starts rising... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No, Hal Needham without Burt Reynolds has not done well. 'Megaforce' went right in the toilet. — Hal Needham Copy Share Image
Right now I'm scoring goals and I'm the king of the world. And a couple weeks ago I was almost in the… — Alexander Ovechkin Copy Share Image
I visited a new cultural center in Shanghai in 2005 that was pretty much perfect, except for the really badly translated Chinglish… — David Henry Hwang Copy Share Image
Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty. Even the most… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Nothings worse than having diarrhea and having to shit in a wal-mart bathroom, until you sit down and find out there's no… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The only way I can cope is to lock myself in the bathroom and cry. Sometimes I sit there for hours and… — Nadya Suleman Copy Share Image
Modi says he built 850,000 toilets in Bihar one week. That's roughly 1.5 toilets per second. We can't even go to the… — Raj Thackeray Copy Share Image
What they have done in Japan, which I find so inspirational, is they've brought the toilet out from behind the locked door.… — Rose George Copy Share Image
I'm shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I won't sit on a toilet seat on… — Farrah Fawcett Copy Share Image
People go through life blindly, ignoring death like revellers at a party feasting on fine foods. They ignore that later they will… — Ajahn Chah Copy Share Image
I used to throw stuff out of the window and trash hotel rooms - and superglue all the drawers shut and superglue… — Joe Walsh Copy Share Image
I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I… — Sheryl Crow Copy Share Image
The first beat that I ever made that I thought was actually worth a damn was called 'Toilet Paper Nostrils,' and I… — Flying Lotus Copy Share Image
“I stare past her at the inspirational kitten posters. There's one of a soaking-wet kitten climbing out of a toilet with the… — Robin Stevenson Copy Share Image
“What is a scumbag? In simple words, the item in question is an inexpensive device that facilitates individual pleasure and self indulgence… — Joseph Befumo Copy Share Image
I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“ Gains There is no man in the house that I have to try to make happy. There are no more arguments,… — Suzanne Finnamore Copy Share Image
