Funny Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “Sandpaper? You mean toilet paper.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Funny facebook status Toilet paper Twitter Witty
Never give an artist like me carte blanche: he would think it's simply toilet paper. — Maurizio Cattelan Copy Share Image
You've no idea how wonderful toilet paper is until it's taken away from you by an unfeeling universe. I think it's the defining characteristic… — Peter F. Hamilton Copy Share Image
When I was a kid I loved wall paper it added a lot of fiber to my paint chips. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I don't get why people put designs on toilet paper. its not like someones going to wipe their butt & be like — Charlean Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
