Mom:I followed you on Twitter? Me: WHAT TWITTER? *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito* — Jugi Steady Funny Copy Share Image
Fun prank: Replace a firetruck's water supply with gasoline — Jugi Steady Bad advice Copy Share Image
Sometimes you just need to distance yourself from people.. *Fart* — Jugi Steady Funny Copy Share Image
Fun Prank: Wait until your friend falls asleep, then put their hand in a glass of warm water and throw a rattlesnake… — Jugi Steady Bad advice Copy Share Image
When someone touches your phone and you automaticaly turn into a Ninja . — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
I hate it when I say I hate everyone & someones like oh except me lol no not except you now you… — Jugi Steady Humor Copy Share Image
I hate when in scary movies, the person yells out, Hello? As if the bad guy is gonna be like, Yeah, I'm… — Jugi Steady Bad guy Copy Share Image
Dear Parents, I stay up late, have a messy room, live on my phone... but I DON'T get wasted or do drugs.… — Jugi Steady Funny Copy Share Image
Teacher: What's the opposite of laughing? Student: Fucking Teacher:How's that? Student: Laughing is ha..ha..ha & Fucking is ah.. ah.. ah — Jugi Steady Funny Copy Share Image
I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliment. Bitch! just shut up and eat that food ! — Jugi Steady Funny Copy Share Image
Mom: Why is your room always so messy? Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, theyll trip… — Jugi Steady Funny Copy Share Image
Fun prank! Wait until your mom and dad fall asleep and then light the house on fire! — Jugi Steady Mom and dad Copy Share Image
Girlfriend can't fall asleep at night? Hold a pillow over her face until she passes out! — Jugi Steady Bad advice Copy Share Image
That one password you use for everything and if anyone ever figured it out they could single-handedly ruin your entire life. — Jugi Steady Entire life Copy Share Image
One day a woman will hand you a jar and you will not be able to open it. Just relax and calmly… — Jugi Steady Bad advice Copy Share Image
Me: why am I so fat? Me: *eats a snack* *eats dinner* *eats everything in fridge* *eats car* *eats family* *eats the… — Jugi Steady Family Copy Share Image
I'm going to go get my socks. *goes into room.* Wait, what am I doing here again? — Jugi Steady Hilarious Copy Share Image
