Bad advice Quote by Jugi Steady

Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

— Diablo Cody

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

— Shaquille O'Neal

Move blocks and squares, move apples and pears. Work pots and pans, just to cop me some Airs.

— Jay-Z

Tell me what I gotta do to get this champagne going What I gotta do to get this coconut flowing?

— Young Jeezy

Loosen the bonds of avarice from your hands and neck.

— Rumi

You should get a glass stomach. That way you won't have to worry about pulling your head out of your ass!

— Dave England

Shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!

— Dwayne Johnson

Sometimes I just rub the fruit that I eat for breakfast on my face to hydrate it and give it a nice glow.

— Rhea Chakraborty

So you stick something up your ass, and you hope it might work, and it usually helps.

— Doug Stanhope

Let Pirelli's / Miracle Elixir / Activate your roots, sir... Keep it off your boots, sir- / Eats right through. Yes, get Pirelli's! /…

— Stephen Sondheim

Push back, touch the ground kill it with it, rain it all around, kill it with it.

— Alison Hinds

Work with the raw material you have, namely you, and never let up.

— Helen Gurley Brown