Funny Quote by Jugi Steady Download Open image “Sometimes you just need to distance yourself from people.. *Fart*” — Jugi Steady ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Distance Yourself Funny
I'm not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Every time I fart, I feel like my asshole is talking shit behind my back. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and dont let anybody tell you different. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“Having a silent fart is like getting rid of shit in your life - Politely.” — Bhawna Kak Copy Share Image
Mom:I followed you on Twitter? Me: WHAT TWITTER? *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito* — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
Fun Prank: Wait until your friend falls asleep, then put their hand in a glass of warm water and throw a rattlesnake at them. — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
When someone touches your phone and you automaticaly turn into a Ninja . — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
I hate it when I say I hate everyone & someones like oh except me lol no not except you now you made it… — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
I hate when in scary movies, the person yells out, Hello? As if the bad guy is gonna be like, Yeah, I'm in the… — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
Dear Parents, I stay up late, have a messy room, live on my phone... but I DON'T get wasted or do drugs. Sincerely, chill… — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
Teacher: What's the opposite of laughing? Student: Fucking Teacher:How's that? Student: Laughing is ha..ha..ha & Fucking is ah.. ah.. ah — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliment. Bitch! just shut up and eat that food ! — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
Mom: Why is your room always so messy? Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, theyll trip over something… — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
Fun prank! Wait until your mom and dad fall asleep and then light the house on fire! — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
