Funny Quote by Jugi Steady

First, I thought Twitter was some kind of hybrid car being developed by Government Motors. Then I thought it was a new bite-size snack…

— Dan Jenkins

Twitter should ban my mother.

— Frances Bean Cobain

When I'm on Twitter, we just talk to people. I call all my Twitter followers my 'Twitter babies.'

— Rozonda Thomas

If my mom had a Twitter I'd probably get in trouble for someof the stuff I say on there lmao

— Anonymous

Twitter means all my friends are in my computer. All my ideas are in my computer. I can do whatever I want in there;…

— Caitlin Moran

“To a man with an internet connection, every thought and every movement sounds like a tweet or status update.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Twitter has been a godsend for travelling.

— Gary Lineker

Somebody was, like, what's your favorite thing about Twitter? And I was, like, Twitter. And they're like what's the worst thing about Twitter? And…

— Gabourey Sidibe

I think of Twitter as a messaging system that you didn't know you needed until you had it. Think about when cell phones first…

— Biz Stone

Instead of said following me on twitter it should be stalk me on twitter.

— Anonymous

My Twitter reflects what's going on with me in my life.

— Kevin Hart

Mom and dad, it's okay that you're on Facebook, but please don't invade Twitter now.

— Anonymous