Mom: Why is your room always so messy? Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, theyll trip over something and die. — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
Mom:I followed you on Twitter? Me: WHAT TWITTER? *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito* — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
Fun Prank: Wait until your friend falls asleep, then put their hand in a glass of warm water and throw a rattlesnake at them. — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
When someone touches your phone and you automaticaly turn into a Ninja . — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
I hate it when I say I hate everyone & someones like oh except me lol no not except you now you made it… — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
I hate when in scary movies, the person yells out, Hello? As if the bad guy is gonna be like, Yeah, I'm in the… — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
Dear Parents, I stay up late, have a messy room, live on my phone... but I DON'T get wasted or do drugs. Sincerely, chill… — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
Teacher: What's the opposite of laughing? Student: Fucking Teacher:How's that? Student: Laughing is ha..ha..ha & Fucking is ah.. ah.. ah — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliment. Bitch! just shut up and eat that food ! — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
Mom: Why is your room always so messy? Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, theyll trip over something… — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
