Mom Quotes by Bill Watterson

11 Mom quotes by Bill Watterson

Watterson’s wit often hides deeper affection, and this brief collection shows his playful yet sincere view of motherhood, perfect for a quick smile.

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Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I'm cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize…

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Calvin is hammering nails into coffee table. Mom: CALVIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE COFFEE TABLE?!? Calvin: Is this some sort…

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Mom and dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in. But every time I do,…

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Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you're over here like this? Calvin:...I don't think Jane…

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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.

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Hee hee hee! You should've seen the look on your face!" "If mom and dad cared about me at all, they'd buy…

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Dad: Honey, have you seen my glasses? I can"t find them. Mom: I haven't seen them. Calvin: (with glasses, to Dad) Calvin,…

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Mom’s not feeling well. So I’m making her a get well card.” “That’s thoughtful of you.” "See, on the front it says,…

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“Calvin, yelling: Mom, can I set fire to my bed mattress? Calvin's Mom: No, Calvin. Calvin: Can I ride my tricycle on…

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Barney's Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said "Eat your peas." Barney shouted no and ran…

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[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It's me, Calvin! I was wondering…

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By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron who's got an idea how I ought to be!…

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