Answers Quote by Bill Watterson

“Calvin: As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend…

— Bill Watterson

“I stared in disbelief at the letter gracing the front page. C+? C+? Didn't he know how much time I spent studying for this…

— Kiersten White

The president of a TV network generously agreed to take his company's aptitude test, a test required of all the personnel. He did badly.…

— Joey Bishop

I narrowed my eyes at him. "Stuff that. I'll write a doctoral thesis. Then I can go do what most of the other people…

— Patricia Briggs

As soon as we associate reading with a test, we've missed the point.

— Seth Godin

“He was the test I hadn’t studied for, the quiz I was bound to fail. Out of my depth.”

— Maria V. Snyder

Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.

— Kinky Friedman

“I was a competent standardized test taker.”

— John Green

Maybe being home schooled, Carter didn’t realize that “test” is normally a bad thing.

— Rick Riordan

GREAT EXCUSE : . . . Mom, Dad Don't Worry..!! EVERYONE Failed That Test..

— Anonymous

“To Walsh, the proud political pro, the chaos, the rivalries, and the president’s own lack of focus and lack of concern were simply incomprehensible.”

— Michael Wolff

I’m a Bad Test Taker…you mean you’re stupid?

— Daniel Tosh