Captains Quote by Bill Watterson

Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of…

— Bill Watterson

A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.

— Bill Watterson

For your information, I'm staying like this, and everyone else can just get used to it! If people don't like me the way I…

— Bill Watterson

I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already knows about us.

— Bill Watterson

As a kid, I knew I wanted to be either a cartoonist or an astronaut. The latter was never much of a possibility, as…

— Bill Watterson

Miss Wormwood: Calvin, your test was an absolute disgrace! It's obvious you haven't read any of the material. Our first president was not Chef…

— Bill Watterson

Calvin: Today for show and tell, I've brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake! I think we might all learn a lesson…

— Bill Watterson

United Features had given me a development contract, which meant I was to work exclusively with them and rather than completing everything on my…

— Bill Watterson

What assurance do I have that your parenting isn't screwing me up?

— Bill Watterson

In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.

— Bill Watterson

If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects…

— Bill Watterson

I tell you all this because it's worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success. You will do well to…

— Bill Watterson