Cooks Quote by Bill Watterson

It must be hard to cook if you anthropomorphisize your vegetables.

— Bill Watterson

Cuts onion. Onion cries.

— Nikhil Saluja

“An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.”

— Will Rogers

“You're a vegetable!”

— Michael Jackson

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

— Will Rogers

Gregor lifted the knife and slammed it down. The tops of the carrot rolled across the table, some hitting the floor. "What are you…

— Karen Hawkins

Don't forget: cruciferous vegetables must be chopped, crushed, or chewed well for maximum benefit!

— Joel Fuhrman

“Like handling an onion, peeling off the "husk" of our lives, sometimes makes us cry.”

— Nina Guilbeau

“Calvin: "I read this library book you got me." Calvin's Mom: "What did you think of it?" Calvin: "It really made me see things…

— Bill Watterson

“My heart was an onion making me cry.”

— Eric Puchner

“The first time I saw hundreds of fiddlehead ferns boiling in an enormous pot I realized what an odd person I must be to…

— Maureen Seaton

My mother has told so many times the unbelievable story of how, as a toddler, I would demand raw onions and eat them like…

— Alice Dreger