Quote by Will Rogers

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

— Will Rogers

“My heart was an onion making me cry.”

— Eric Puchner

People think onions are the only veg to make you cry..not true ! My mate got hit in the face with a cabbage thrown…

— Azgraybebly Joslan

“So what is the best vegetable? Well, we all know that: it's the potato. The vegetable you can't screw up. You can throw a…

— Caitlin Moran

“Like handling an onion, peeling off the "husk" of our lives, sometimes makes us cry.”

— Nina Guilbeau

Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that.

— Mitch Hedberg

“Eventually we found ourselves in the middle of an onion field. When you’re hungry and don’t know where and when your next meal is…

— Duff McKagan

“I don't like raw tomatoes. And I thought I'd skip the onions so I could make out with the sexiest man alive after lunch…

— Olivia Cunning

“When one peels back an onion, all they have done is reveal a smaller onion.”

— Elizabeth James

“Don't think of onions!”

— Lee Edward Fodi

Cuts onion. Onion cries.

— Nikhil Saluja

Onions make me sad, a lot of people don't realize that. When I'm cutting onions, I'm sad. Because the plight of onions, it's sad.…

— Mitch Hedberg