Humor Quote by Lee Edward Fodi Download Open image ““Don't think of onions!”” — Lee Edward Fodi ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“I don't like raw tomatoes. And I thought I'd skip the onions so I could make out with the sexiest man alive after lunch… — Olivia Cunning Copy Share Image
“Lying on a ring of onion, a tomato slice exposed its seedy smile, one she remembers to this moment.” — Toni Morrison Copy Share Image
“When one peels back an onion, all they have done is reveal a smaller onion.” — Elizabeth James Copy Share Image
“Sugar's cheek was smooth and taut beneath the veil. It felt like one of these netted onions in a grocery store.” — Anne Tyler Copy Share Image
“Pie in a bed of raw onions. Human skull looking put-upon. -- Howl” — Diana Wynne Jones Copy Share Image
“I was so caught up in my thoughts I did not notice the wire till I got caught up in it. Right. Of course.… — Finn Eccleston Copy Share Image
“There is an Unger who lives on the other side of the marsh, in the boot of a giant. Seven children she has. Exactly… — Lee Edward Födi Copy Share Image
“Your problem, Kendra, is that you can easily imagine using magic. What you have to do now is imagine the magic itself.” — Lee Edward Födi Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
