I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Money, horse racing and women: three things the boys just can't figure out. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Samuel Gompers has spent his life trying to keep labor from working too hard and has succeeded beyond his wildest dreams. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.” — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason why he shouldn't always have plenty of… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It is not the return on my investment that I am concerned about; it's the return of my investment — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
... out here I had been putting what little money I had in Ocean Frontage, for the sole reason that there was… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Our whole Depression was brought on by gambling, not in the stock market alone but in expanding and borrowing and going in… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Democrats always were a cheap lot. They never had much money to operate on… They would rather make a speech than a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The bankers just got a good cussing by everybody for loaning too much money. Well, they got some awful nice buildings. So… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Bankers are likeable rascals. Now that we are all wise to 'em, it's been shown that they don't know any more about… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is a terrible lot of us who don't think that we come from a monkey, but if there are some people… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything?… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
But we can't alibi all our ills by just knocking the old banker. First he loaned the money, then the people all… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
So here we are in a country with more wheat and corn and more money in the bank, more cotton, more everything… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We owe more money than any Nation in the World, and we are LOWERING TAXES. When is the time to pay off… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The money was all appropriated for the top in the hopes that it would trickle down to the needy. Mr. Hoover didn’t… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Borrowing money on what's called 'easy terms,' is a one-way ticket to the Poor House. If you think it ain't a Sucker… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The whole financial structure of Wall Street seems to rise or fall on the mere fact that the Federal Reserve Bank raises… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
That's what a Congressman or a Senator is for -- to see that too much money don't accumulate in the national Treasury. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A holding company is the people you give your money to while you're being searched. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The way to make money in the stock market is to buy a stock. Then, when it goes up, sell it. If… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
When everybody has got money they cut taxes, and when they're broke they raise them. That's statesmanship of the highest order. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You can take any line of business and skill and the ones who do it the best are the ones who get… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes anyone think theirs is right? — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his money. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
... while the Republicans are smart enough to make money, the Democrats are smart enough to get in office every two or… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
