Borrowing money on what's called 'easy terms,' is a one-way ticket to the Poor House. If you think it ain't a Sucker… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
One way to solve the traffic problem is to keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
With old inflation riding the headlines, I have read till I am bleary-eyed, and I can't get head from tails of the… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any way to prevent 'em from happening — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is not a man in the country that can't make a living for himself and family. But he can't make a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Every time somebody has thought of relief for the farmer it has been to make it so he could borrow more money.… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The only way to solve the traffic problems of the country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars are allowed… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The minute you read something and you can't understand it, you can be sure it was written by a lawyer. Then, if… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his money. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Wish all the Farmers would move to town one year, that's the only way I know to clear the thing up. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the silliest thing I ever heard of in… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There's no way in the world you're going to make a political party respectable unless you keep it out of office. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Every day you meet a delegation going to some convention to try and change the way of somebody else's life. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The way to make money in the stock market is to buy a stock. Then, when it goes up, sell it. If… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Well, another senator rose and said {as they always do} 'Does the gentleman yield?' They always say that - least they call… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Here's another way of putting it. Roosevelt wants recovery to start at the bottom. In other words, by a system of high… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Statistics have proven that the surest way to get anything out of the public mind and never hear of it again is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The crime of taxation is not in the taking it, it's in the way that it's spent. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The "Ways & Means Committee" is a committee that's supposed to find the Ways to divide up the Means. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Get a sales tax, small on necessities and large on luxuries; then a stiff inheritance tax on the fellow that saves and… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
