Inspirational Quotes by Will Rogers

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.

— Will Rogers

We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course.

— Will Rogers

The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel.

— Will Rogers

I don't know what humor is.

— Will Rogers

America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.

— Will Rogers

That's what a Congressman or a Senator is for -- to see that too much money don't accumulate in the national Treasury.

— Will Rogers

We live in an age of 'urge'. We do nothing till somebody shoves us.

— Will Rogers

Know what you're doing, love what you're doing, and believe in what you're doing.

— Will Rogers

I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.

— Will Rogers

I am proud of the fact there is not a human being that I have got it in for. I never met…

— Will Rogers

What's the matter with the world? Why, there ain't nothing but one word wrong with everyone of us, and that's selfishness.

— Will Rogers

America has the best politicians money can buy.

— Will Rogers

I go too fast to see much, only the tops of everything. I've got to prowl slow some time through this country.

— Will Rogers

Nothing you can't spell will ever work.

— Will Rogers

Live your life so that whenever you lose, you are ahead.

— Will Rogers

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails

— Will Rogers

Be a politician; no training necessary.

— Will Rogers

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.

— Will Rogers

You can take any line of business and skill and the ones who do it the best are the ones who get…

— Will Rogers

Don't be misled by History, or any other unreliable source.

— Will Rogers

Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner.

— Will Rogers

Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.

— Will Rogers

We are here for just a spell, so get a few laughs.

— Will Rogers

I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

— Will Rogers

Things will get better - despite our efforts to improve them.

— Will Rogers