I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The trip across Arizona is just one oasis after another. You can just throw anything out and it will grow there, I… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The way to make money in the stock market is to buy a stock. Then, when it goes up, sell it. If… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The best thing about this group of candidates is that only one of them can win. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I guess truth can hurt you worse in an election than about anything that can happen to you. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Don't just grab at the first thing that comes along. Know when to refuse something that won't get you anywhere — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
This would be a great world to dance in if we didn’t have to pay the fiddler. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There will never be a time when the old horse is not superior to any auto ever made. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It costs ten times more to govern us than it used to, and we are not governed one-tenth as good. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Rail-splitting produced an immortal president in Lincoln, but golf hasn't produced even a good Congressman. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A successful outcome shows what hard work, perseverance and taking advantage of your opportunities will do for you. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
George Bernard Shaw of England stopped over just long enough to make one speech in Bombay, India, started a war and 100… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
One thing I will say about the Germans, they are always perfectly willing to give somebody's land to somebody else — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I have often said in answer to inquiries as to how I got away with kidding some of our public men, that… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
