I never took a human life, I only sold the fellow the gun to take it with. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
And, when the votes are counted, let everybody, including the candidates, get into a good humor as quick as they got into… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You can be killed just as dead in an unjustified war as you can in one protecting your own home. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
People are marvelous in their generosity, if they just know the cause is there. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Mona Lisa is the only beauty who went through history and retained her reputation. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his money. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I didn't like. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If any of us had a child that we thought was as bad as we know we are, we would have cause… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You must never tell a thing. You must illustrate it. We learn through the eye and not the noggin. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
More men have been elected between Sundown and Sunup than ever were elected between Sunup and Sundown. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
In Washington, one man could do what ten of them do. Things kinder run themselves, anyhow. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
