I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I never met a man I didn't get a kind of strange and exciting tingling sensation from. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where he has a house to sell — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A man who dies without adequate life insurance should have to come back and see the mess he created. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A liberal is a man who wants to use his own ideas on things in preference to generations who he knows know… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I would rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The deer season just opened. A deer hunter in Ventura Country brought in his first man yesterday. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It's almost worth the Great Depression to learn how little our big men know. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Women are not the weak, frail little flowers that they are advertised. There has never been anything invented yet, including war, that… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I read where they are going to limit debate in the Senate. It used to be that a man could talk all… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
This thing about getting rid of a man in the Cabinet is all right, but there is one bad feature to it… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't see why a man shouldn't pay an inheritance tax. If a Country is good enough to pay taxes to while… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is not a man in the country that can't make a living for himself and family. But he can't make a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A Republican moves slowly. They are what we call conservatives. A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and doesn't… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You can't tell what a man is like or what he is thinking when you are looking at him. You must get… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It looks like the financial giants of the world have bungled as much as the diplomats and politicians. This would be a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked about every prominent… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
With old inflation riding the headlines, I have read till I am bleary-eyed, and I can't get head from tails of the… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Ability is all right but if it is not backed up by honesty and public confidence you will never be a successful… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We never will have any prosperity that is free from speculation till we pass a law that every time a broker or… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
See where Congress passed a two billion dollar bill to relieve bankers' mistakes. You can always count on us helping those who… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Borrowing money on what's called 'easy terms,' is a one-way ticket to the Poor House. If you think it ain't a Sucker… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
In Washington, one man could do what ten of them do. Things kinder run themselves, anyhow. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
More men have been elected between Sundown and Sunup than ever were elected between Sunup and Sundown. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I see by the papers that they are going to do away with all the nuisance taxes. That means that a man… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Everyone wants to vote for the best and most qualified man, but he never runs for office. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his life insurance. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
An economist is a man that can tell you...what can happen under any given condition, and his guess is liable to be… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally - did you ever get a peek at… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If a man ain't nothin' else, then he's an artist. It's the only thing he can claim to be that nobody can… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
