If a bank fails in China, they behead the men at the top of it that was responsible... If we beheaded all… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Borrowing money on what's called 'easy terms,' is a one-way ticket to the Poor House. If you think it ain't a Sucker… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't see why a man shouldn't pay an inheritance tax. If a Country is good enough to pay taxes to while… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his life insurance. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I am proud of the fact there is not a human being that I have got it in for. I never met… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The man that found the 726-carat diamond in Africa, received $350,000 for it and wants to buy a farm and silk hat.… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I would rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
With old inflation riding the headlines, I have read till I am bleary-eyed, and I can't get head from tails of the… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is not a man in the country that can't make a living for himself and family. But he can't make a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I bet you, if I had met Trotsky, and had had a chat with him, I would have found him a very… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A woman can make a man feel older or younger than his years if she so chooses. Being a woman is a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The deer season just opened. A deer hunter in Ventura Country brought in his first man yesterday. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where he has a house to sell — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
An economist is a man that can tell you...what can happen under any given condition, and his guess is liable to be… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We never will have any prosperity that is free from speculation till we pass a law that every time a broker or… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I never met a man I didn't get a kind of strange and exciting tingling sensation from. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A liberal is a man who wants to use his own ideas on things in preference to generations who he knows know… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
See where Congress passed a two billion dollar bill to relieve bankers' mistakes. You can always count on us helping those who… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It looks like the financial giants of the world have bungled as much as the diplomats and politicians. This would be a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
