Chance Quote by Will Rogers

“Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up.”

Will Rogers

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She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.

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Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week.

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